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koujakus-boyfriend:

sossidge:

me 11:59 September 30th

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me 12:00 October 1st

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it’s not even october and 90% of tumblr is like the second gif

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30 Aug 2014 197,745 notes

arctichunkies:

curves on women are great, but curves on final exams are really what get me going

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30 Aug 2014 183,179 notes

jaclcfrost:

someonemayhavejust:

jaclcfrost:

sugar, we’re goin down [presses elevator button for a lower floor]

SWINGIN [ELEVATOR CABLE SNAPS]

this is

more than i bargained for

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30 Aug 2014 305,678 notes

theroyalorphans:

vulgarswami:

vulgarswami:

johnlockinthetardiswithdestiel:

MY MOM SET A TOWEL ON THE COUNTER AND IT JUST FUCKING CAUGHT ON FIRE

THERE WAS NOTHING NEAR IT IT JUST SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUSTED

Is your mother Spencer Shay

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He just gets slowly less concerned

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3k626ekful7ozxujar43keiw236in2h:

sexyboitommo:

3k626ekful7ozxujar43keiw236in2h:

i was labelling stuff today and this lady scoffed at me and i was like hi and she was like writing with ur left hand is immoral. its 2014 and someone actually said that to my face

Writing with ur left hand is fine but having a URL like that is definitely not

i can’t even argue w that tbh

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rabbivole:

ahahagerman:

made a small mistake on his German exam.

oh my god
i learned something today

rabbivole:

ahahagerman:

made a small mistake on his German exam.

oh my god

i learned something today

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30 Aug 2014 16,678 notes
adjit:


The Homestuck fandom in one sentence

adjit:

The Homestuck fandom in one sentence

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30 Aug 2014 381,834 notes

vicious-desperation:

bepeu:

no one has a crush on me. i am too strong to be crushed

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30 Aug 2014 20,118 notes

little-aradia:

q-dormir:

psiioniic:

jimfaindel:

bagelhole:

psiioniic:

au where psiioniic is a teacher and karkat is his student

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Fucking disgraceful.

???????????????????????????????

can’t stop laughing

there’s not a day I don’t think about this comic

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vantasticmess:

eveil:

nightkinks:

scribblescruff:

brandonchesnutt:

Amazing Jurassic Park cosplay. I’m dying. Via Gamma Squad.


omg the video of them going around the con is HILARIOUS

Go faster. Must go faster.

This is the true spirit of cosplay
a full grown man riding in a Power Wheel modified to look like a Jurassic Park truck
with a lady in a raptor suit chasing him all over the convention
everyone else go home.

vantasticmess:

eveil:

nightkinks:

scribblescruff:

brandonchesnutt:

Amazing Jurassic Park cosplay. I’m dying. Via Gamma Squad.

omg the video of them going around the con is HILARIOUS

Go faster. Must go faster.

This is the true spirit of cosplay

a full grown man riding in a Power Wheel modified to look like a Jurassic Park truck

with a lady in a raptor suit chasing him all over the convention

everyone else go home.

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pocketpsychologist:

seaminglycomplex:

This is the best ASL Bucket Challenge I’ve seen so far.

what had me cracking up was the way the mask deflated at the end

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victoriousvocabulary:

PHOCINE
[adjective]
1. of, relating to, or resembling seals.
2. of, relating to, or belonging to the Phocinae, a subfamily that includes the harbour seal and grey seal.
Etymology: ultimately from Greek phōkē - a seal.
[Kyle McBurnie: Portrait of shy seal in underwater forest]

victoriousvocabulary:

PHOCINE

[adjective]

1. of, relating to, or resembling seals.

2. of, relating to, or belonging to the Phocinae, a subfamily that includes the harbour seal and grey seal.

Etymology: ultimately from Greek phōkē - a seal.

[Kyle McBurnie: Portrait of shy seal in underwater forest]

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radioirwin:

radioirwin:

i was in the car with my mum today and she stopped reversing and looks at me and was like “is that a hickey ??? On ur neck ?????? did a boy do that to u ????????? i thought u’d be alone forever on ur laptop.” the hickey was a bruise from where i accidentally shot myself in the neck with a nerf dart while trying 2 recreate a scene in star trek. my life is so pathetic even mum wants me 2 get some

stop reblogging this

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thisiswearbyasgard:

extended-metaphor:

I’LL ESCAPE NOW FROM THAT WORLD
FROM THE WORLD OF JEAN VALJEAN
THERE IS NO WHERE I CAN TURN
THERE IS NO WAY TO GO OOOOOONNN

Always reblog Javelmo. 
Always.

thisiswearbyasgard:

extended-metaphor:

I’LL ESCAPE NOW FROM THAT WORLD

FROM THE WORLD OF JEAN VALJEAN

THERE IS NO WHERE I CAN TURN

THERE IS NO WAY TO GO OOOOOONNN

Always reblog Javelmo.

Always.

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lamborgayhni:

i-was-so-alone-i-owe-you-so-much:

I miss being human

i didnt realise you were talking about the tv show for a second and was like the fuck have you turned into oh my god

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