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timtampon:

I was talking to my friend on the phone and then she almost got run over and i was obviously really concerned so i asked her if she was okay and after a moment she replied “there is a Jesus in the sky” in a really matter-of-fact sort of way
so obviously I thought something was seriously wrong butimage

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motherofqueers:

tamarma:

gun-crazy-scholar:

dirkology:

karkats-fabulous-choice-ass:

dirkology:

is no one going to talk about the man who ran for president this year who wore a boot on his head and wanted everyone to get free ponies
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I’VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS ANDN I FOUNF AGAIN.

WHY ON EARTH WOULD YOU BRING THIS BACK

He tossed glitter all over a guy who was against same sex marriage on live TV once.

I would vote for him

i wanted him so fucking bad i could taste the boot

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internetmessiah:

I’ve decided I want to be cremated. Not when I die, just whenever. Surprise me.

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sebastian-kill-the-titans:

vlamde:

officialwhitemom:

coluring:

promoting my blog

Isn’t it illegal to deface American euro

American euro..

sebastian-kill-the-titans:

vlamde:

officialwhitemom:

coluring:

promoting my blog

Isn’t it illegal to deface American euro

American euro..

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superblys:

i still can’t believe peter quill saved the galaxy with footloose and friendship

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cappinzeezee:

edwad:

i dont say “no” to drugs

i say “no thank you” because i wasnt raised in a fucking barn like some of you hoodlums 

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  • parent: why hasn't ____ been round lately? I thought you were friends
  • me: well they turned into a cunt
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videoisvideo:

kunstlerroman:

A gecko utilizing claws on their feet to defy gravity. 

videoisvideo:

kunstlerroman:

A gecko utilizing claws on their feet to defy gravity. 

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pr0fessah:

chellodello:

I am naming the firebender avatar before Roku Jafar until proven otherwise.

jafaratar

pr0fessah:

chellodello:

I am naming the firebender avatar before Roku Jafar until proven otherwise.

jafaratar

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greekgogurt:

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beep beep friends

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darlinjim:

aries: star trek
taurus: star trek
gemini: STAR TREK
cancer: s ta r tr ek ???
leo: sTAR treK
virgo: STARTREKSTARTREK
libra: trek star
scorpio: S T A R  T R E K
sagittarius: ssstttaaarrr tttrrreeekkk
capricorn: star tREK !!!!!
aquarius: startrekstartrekstartrek
pisces: STAR TREK

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nudityandnerdery:

zeroyalviking:

tastefullyoffensive:

'Guardians of the Galaxy' Facts and Trivia [callmeforge]

Previously: 'Guardians of the Galaxy' vs. 'The LEGO Movie'

Aw Drax :)

Oh my god, I’m imagining Rocket voiced by H. Jon Benjamin now.

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clannyphantom:

i cant believe 14 year olds are having sex and getting drunk. when i was 14 i had snow white hair and glowing green eyes i could walk through walls disappear and fly i was much more unique than the other guys

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